NOTE: People that are easily offended should not go further than
this point. Please don't e-mail me with hate mail, mainly because I
don't care what you think. :-) Have a nice day.
Homeboys - You know what I mean
here. People that use tons and tons and tons of slang. Listen only
to hip-hop/rap. Wear the stupid hats on sideways (or upside-down in
the case of the topless hats), extremely baggy pants, and those
stupid And 1 shirts with the dumbest 'disses' I've ever seen. "Turn
on the disposal, your game's garbage." #^@% off and don't talk
people - I'm not naming names but I think you all know
who these people are in 7-6. And believe me, it's more than the two
you're thinking about. If you don't know a few things, hey, that's
fine. It's normal. But if you ever got a D or lower on your report
card on a real subject (not music, art, home ec, etc) then you fall
under this category, and I hate you. A lot. And so does most of the
world. It just so happens that most of the world isn't as frank as
me. Now go read an encyclopedia for a while dumb@$$.
teachers - I don't know about the rest of the nation. But
from what I've seen, gym teachers are some of the dumbest
people on earth. Which goes along with piss-off #2.
that slip in their worthless comments - Michelle in 7-6
is a perfect example of this. People that will actually go out of
their way to say something they probably know nothing about. A
Erik (talking to the
teacher): I saw someone else with the book!
calling out and having no stand in the conversation): They have separate
You know what I would have
said right there? "..Shut the #^@%
up!" Damn. Too bad free speech isn't allowed in school... Erik
did, however, immediately snap back with a stern "No."
Which shut her right up, and for this I salute you Erik!
with no manners whatsoever - Everyday in school - EVERYDAY -I
have to deal with an idiot with no manners. The two main things that
are most common though, are "Move!" instead of
"Excuse me" and blatant interruption. The former
happens mostly at the lockers. When I ever need to pass someone, I
always say "excuse me," or "pardon me, " but
when I'm in your way and I hear "Move!" somewhere behind
me, I feel like pulling out a friggen bomb and shoving it right up
your uneducated @$$. The latter happens ALL the time. I'm talking to
someone. I'm in mid-friggen-sentence and some dumb@$$ behind me is
going "John. John. John! JOHN!!!!" By this time, I'm so
mad that I yell out "WHAT??!??" Now because they've pissed
me off so much, I intentionally tune out just to spite them. Be
patient and shut up.
that does something completely stupid to look tough - If you
ever find your self...I don't know...say...punching a window because
of your "suppressed anger" or anything that actually
inflicts pain on yourself for the purpose of looking cool, then you
are an idiot and should burst into flames immediately.
projects - AHHHHH!!!! I HATE PROJECTS!!!! I WOULD RATHER TAKE
12 TESTS IN ONE DAY THAN ONE PROJECT. AND WHY SO MANY? THERE'S NO
POINT. NONE. SOME OF THE PROJECTS DON'T EVEN TEACH YOU ANYTHING
VALUABLE. THE TEACHERS CLAIM "OH DON'T WORRY. THIS SHOULD BE AN
EASY A," NO. IT'S NOT! IT'S STUPID AND TEACHES ME NOTHING MORE
THAN A 45 MINUTE LESSON WOULD. I PROPOSE THAT ALL PROJECTS BE
ELIMINATED FOREVER AND REPLACED COMPLETELY WITH TESTS. TESTS ARE
EASY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STUDY. AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T
EVEN HAVE TO DO THAT! AND NONE OF THE TEACHERS EVER TALK TO EACH OTHER.
YET THEY STILL ALL HAVE A SIMILAR AGENDA. SO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?
YOU GET 4 PROJECTS FROM 4 DIFFERENT TEACHERS ALL DUE THE SAME DAY OR
A COUPLE OF DAYS APART. YIPPEE! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT SOME LAVA
INTO MY RECTUM AND GASOLINE DOWN MY THROAT?
- This isn't what your thinking. I mean people who never took any
courses or anything and still think they are "electronic
whizzes". Anyone like this who CONSTANTLY volunteers to
"check out the situation" with anything electric, not just
computers, I hate. Mainly I mean Joel. He doesn't know a single
computer language, yet still acts like he's smarter than the entire
staff of Radioshack . I'm sure that the more you dig, the less he
knows but I'm too baffled by the gayness to actually quiz him. I,
know much more than him. But I shall NEVER volunteer to help a
teacher with a computer problem. This situation:
::Sigh:: I don't know what's wrong with this thing!
What's the problem? I'm actually known as the computer whiz on my
sickens me! I vow that I shall never be like that. I know a little
more than the average person my age but to actually volunteer like
that would deserve a comet ramming into my face. Whatever I know, I
use for my own purposes. If you ask me for help, I'll try to help
you out, but I shall never be like Joel! NEVER!
"Don't go there" #^@% you! "Can you say
_____??" NO! #^@% you! "Do you think I care?"
Do you actually expect me to say no?!?! If I didn't then why
would I bring it up, ya dumb@$$? "DON'T
HATE ME BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM!"
don't hate you for either. I hate you because your a dumb stuck-up b!tch. Mmkay girlfriend??
people don't say what's really on their mind - All day I hear
"she's such a b!tch", "I hate that guy",
"God, I wish murder was legal", and stuff like that. Well
that's fine. As you all know, I love when people show anger :->.
But what I HATE is when people don't! Oh sure you think Frank is a
jack@$$ but the next time Frank starts picking on you are you gonna
say "Hey get the hell away from me you ignorant piece of turtle
crap"? No of course not! You're going to say "oh hi
Frank!" and just sit aside while he takes advantage of you.
You're an idiot. "She's such a b!tch" may be lurking in
you're mind but but very few people actually say it to the person's
face. I'm sick of people being...oh what's that horrible
word..."n!ce" (::shiver::) why don't people start getting
real? I want Jesse to tell Rebeca "shut the hell up and quit
bothering me" I want Rebecca to stop kissing Natasha's ass and
curse her off like she's always dying to! C'mon people! Forget other
people's feelings! If you think like me, you know whoever you want
to yell at totally deserves it.
Slurs - I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE RACISM. I was brought up to see
everyone as an equal LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! Anytime I hear n!gger
or ch!nk or sp!ck or g00k or whatever the hell ur ignorance of
choice is, I get my "Damn I wish I had a bomb" feeling. So
don't be fucking ignorant you idiots. You're no better than anyone
else. In fact, if you're racist, you're worse.
that suck on the nozzles of water fountains
noises (vacuum cleaners, motorcycles, jet engines, etc.)
who get a fantastic computer (80 gb, 512mb ram, Pentium 4,
CD/DVD burner, DVD player, zip drive, etc) but don't plan on
using it for anything more than games and chatting online.
(especially kids) who just go up to adults and start talking
as if they've known the person for 10 years.
who work at the cash registers at a store and talk about ...I
dunno...Dave's new girlfriend with another employee and only
stop for 2 seconds to say "credit or debit?".
who pretend to like something to fit in with a crowd.
who lie ("You'll have the best school year ever!",
"It's a very easy project", "You should know
all these vocabulary words by heart now, (after all, I gave
them to you 6 minutes ago!)", "You have to learn
this, It'll be very useful in life....(but only if you get a
job you'll most likely never have such as a microbiologist, or
a stupid, grumpy math teacher!)"
who think you only are alive to do their work from the time
you get home from school to the time you go to bed (I actually
had so much homework one day that this actually happened).
anything from the 80's (movies, sitcoms, clothes, etc.) except
music (the music was decent).
people yell and scream during arguments. Does that help at
all? All it does is make everyone around you think you are
who say "everyone is different" one day and say
"that's not normal" the next.
who didn't know that comic books are made by more than one
who think that sending you 50,000,000 IM's will bring you back
into the room faster.
I cant' find something. Such as a pencil I had in my hand two
seconds ago, the remote, something I dropped, etc.
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