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          NOTE: People that are easily offended should not go further than this point. Please don't e-mail me with hate mail, mainly because I don't care what you think. :-) Have a nice day.

1) Homeboys - You know what I mean here. People that use tons and tons and tons of slang. Listen only to hip-hop/rap. Wear the stupid hats on sideways (or upside-down in the case of the topless hats), extremely baggy pants, and those stupid And 1 shirts with the dumbest 'disses' I've ever seen. "Turn on the disposal, your game's garbage." #^@% off and don't talk to me.
2) Stupid people - I'm not naming names but I think you all know who these people are in 7-6. And believe me, it's more than the two you're thinking about. If you don't know a few things, hey, that's fine. It's normal. But if you ever got a D or lower on your report card on a real subject (not music, art, home ec, etc) then you fall under this category, and I hate you. A lot. And so does most of the world. It just so happens that most of the world isn't as frank as me. Now go read an encyclopedia for a while dumb@$$.
3) Gym teachers - I don't know about the rest of the nation. But from what I've seen, gym teachers are some of the dumbest people on earth. Which goes along with piss-off #2.
4) People that slip in their worthless comments - Michelle in 7-6 is a perfect example of this. People that will actually go out of their way to say something they probably know nothing about. A classic example:

Erik (talking to the teacher): I saw someone else with the book!

Michelle (completely calling out and having no stand in the conversation): They have separate copies.

You know what I would have said right there?  "..Shut the #^@% up!" Damn. Too bad free speech isn't allowed in school... Erik did, however, immediately snap back with a stern "No." Which shut her right up, and for this I salute you Erik! 

5)People with no manners whatsoever - Everyday in school - EVERYDAY -I have to deal with an idiot with no manners. The two main things that are most common though, are "Move!" instead of "Excuse me" and blatant interruption.  The former happens mostly at the lockers. When I ever need to pass someone, I always say "excuse me," or "pardon me, " but when I'm in your way and I hear "Move!" somewhere behind me, I feel like pulling out a friggen bomb and shoving it right up your uneducated @$$. The latter happens ALL the time. I'm talking to someone. I'm in mid-friggen-sentence and some dumb@$$ behind me is going "John. John. John! JOHN!!!!" By this time, I'm so mad that I yell out "WHAT??!??" Now because they've pissed me off so much, I intentionally tune out just to spite them. Be patient and shut up.
6) Anyone that does something completely stupid to look tough - If you ever find your self...I don't know...say...punching a window because of your "suppressed anger" or anything that actually inflicts pain on yourself for the purpose of looking cool, then you are an idiot and should burst into flames immediately.
7) School projects - AHHHHH!!!! I HATE PROJECTS!!!! I WOULD RATHER TAKE 12 TESTS IN ONE DAY THAN ONE PROJECT. AND WHY SO MANY? THERE'S NO POINT. NONE. SOME OF THE PROJECTS DON'T EVEN TEACH YOU ANYTHING VALUABLE. THE TEACHERS CLAIM "OH DON'T WORRY. THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY A," NO. IT'S NOT! IT'S STUPID AND TEACHES ME NOTHING MORE THAN A 45 MINUTE LESSON WOULD. I PROPOSE THAT ALL PROJECTS BE ELIMINATED FOREVER AND REPLACED COMPLETELY WITH TESTS. TESTS ARE EASY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STUDY. AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE ME DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO THAT! AND NONE OF THE TEACHERS EVER TALK TO EACH OTHER. YET THEY STILL ALL HAVE A SIMILAR AGENDA. SO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? YOU GET 4 PROJECTS FROM 4 DIFFERENT TEACHERS ALL DUE THE SAME DAY OR A COUPLE OF DAYS APART. YIPPEE! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT SOME LAVA INTO MY RECTUM AND GASOLINE DOWN MY THROAT?
8) "Electronic Whizzes" - This isn't what your thinking. I mean people who never took any courses or anything and still think they are "electronic whizzes". Anyone like this who CONSTANTLY volunteers to "check out the situation" with anything electric, not just computers, I hate. Mainly I mean Joel. He doesn't know a single computer language, yet still acts like he's smarter than the entire staff of Radioshack . I'm sure that the more you dig, the less he knows but I'm too baffled by the gayness to actually quiz him. I, know much more than him. But I shall NEVER volunteer to help a teacher with a computer problem. This situation:

Teacher: ::Sigh:: I don't know what's wrong with this thing!

Joel: What's the problem? I'm actually known as the computer whiz on my street.

just sickens me! I vow that I shall never be like that. I know a little more than the average person my age but to actually volunteer like that would deserve a comet ramming into my face. Whatever I know, I use for my own purposes. If you ask me for help, I'll try to help you out, but I shall never be like Joel! NEVER!

9)Stupid-ass phrases - "Don't go there" #^@% you! "Can you say _____??" NO! #^@% you! "Do you think I care?" Do you actually expect me to say no?!?! If I didn't then why would I bring it up, ya dumb@$$? "DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM!" I don't hate you for either. I hate you because your a dumb stuck-up b!tch. Mmkay girlfriend??

10)When people don't say what's really on their mind - All day I hear "she's such a b!tch", "I hate that guy", "God, I wish murder was legal", and stuff like that. Well that's fine. As you all know, I love when people show anger :->. But what I HATE is when people don't! Oh sure you think Frank is a jack@$$ but the next time Frank starts picking on you are you gonna say "Hey get the hell away from me you ignorant piece of turtle crap"? No of course not! You're going to say "oh hi Frank!" and just sit aside while he takes advantage of you. You're an idiot. "She's such a b!tch" may be lurking in you're mind but but very few people actually say it to the person's face. I'm sick of people being...oh what's that horrible word..."n!ce" (::shiver::) why don't people start getting real? I want Jesse to tell Rebeca "shut the hell up and quit bothering me" I want Rebecca to stop kissing Natasha's ass and curse her off like she's always dying to! C'mon people! Forget other people's feelings! If you think like me, you know whoever you want to yell at totally deserves it.

11)Racism/Racial Slurs - I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE RACISM. I was brought up to see everyone as an equal LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! Anytime I hear n!gger or ch!nk or sp!ck or g00k or whatever the hell ur ignorance of choice is, I get my "Damn I wish I had a bomb" feeling. So don't be fucking ignorant you idiots. You're no better than anyone else. In fact, if you're racist, you're worse.

Short Piss-offs
People that suck on the nozzles of water fountains
Loud noises (vacuum cleaners, motorcycles, jet engines, etc.)
People who get a fantastic computer (80 gb, 512mb ram, Pentium 4, CD/DVD burner, DVD player, zip drive, etc) but don't plan on using it for anything more than games and chatting online.
People (especially kids) who just go up to adults and start talking as if they've known the person for 10 years.
People who work at the cash registers at a store and talk about ...I dunno...Dave's new girlfriend with another employee and only stop for 2 seconds to say "credit or debit?".
People who pretend to like something to fit in with a crowd.
Teachers who lie ("You'll have the best school year ever!", "It's a very easy project", "You should know all these vocabulary words by heart now, (after all, I gave them to you 6 minutes ago!)", "You have to learn this, It'll be very useful in life....(but only if you get a job you'll most likely never have such as a microbiologist, or a stupid, grumpy math teacher!)"
Second-hand smoke.
Teachers who think you only are alive to do their work from the time you get home from school to the time you go to bed (I actually had so much homework one day that this actually happened).
Almost anything from the 80's (movies, sitcoms, clothes, etc.) except music (the music was decent).
When people yell and scream during arguments. Does that help at all? All it does is make everyone around you think you are insane.
Prince
People who say "everyone is different" one day and say "that's not normal" the next.
People who didn't know that comic books are made by more than one company.
People who think that sending you 50,000,000 IM's will bring you back into the room faster.
Whenever I cant' find something. Such as a pencil I had in my hand two seconds ago, the remote, something I dropped, etc.

 

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