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Name : John

Nicknames : Smurf, Lil' Juan/John, Juanathon (None of these were chosen by me of course.)

Height : 4'8''

Weight : 70 lbs. (Yes I know. I weigh nothing. But hey I eat like hell. Problem is my metabolism is just too fast so I never gain weight. So in plain English, I can't do anything about it.)

My Appearance :

Head :

    Hair : Brown. Always in bad shape and in urgent need of a cut.

    Eyes : Brown.

    Mouth : Braces :-{


Clothes :

Shirt : Usually a long sleeved shirt with some design. My favorite kind of shirts are those that look like you're wearing a short-sleeved shirt on top of a long sleeved shirt.

Pants : Baggy. Usually jeans. I have about 10 pears of jeans. I only wear shorts during spring and summer.

Shoes : Sneakers. No fancy $150 basketball shoes. Simple sneakers like Reebok.

Misc : I wear a chain sometimes, it depends on the rest of my outfit. Also, I always, always, always have my watch with me. :-]

Personality :

Okay well I'll try to describe my personality as well as possible but it ain't easy. Okay well...hmm...I joke around a lot. I have a lot of inside jokes, especially with Erik. I get along great with boys. Okay with girls.(Wow! That came out soooo wrong...) I have a pretty good sense of humor but I'm kinda weird. I don't exactly know how to put this. Well... I guess you could say I don't respond to things the way you might expect. For example, BJ said "You're going down right now boy" when we were about to play basketball. Instead of sticking up for myself I just said "OH YEAH?!? WELL.....PROBABLY!!" Hehe. I'll put myself down to make someone laugh anytime. Some of you might call that stupid, ah well. Maybe I am stupid, but I make people laugh and gain friends that way. Without my sense of humor, I'd have no friends at all cuz I'd have no personality. Well that's pretty much all.

Favorites :

Color : Almost any shade of blue

Number : 2

Letter : R

Video Game : FFVIII, THPS2 & 3, Halo, Amped: Freestyle Snowboarding, some others. 

Movie : The Matrix, Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke, Happy Gilmore, Airheads, The Mummy Returns, practically anything with Jim Carrey or Brandon Frasier in it.

Show : Seinfeld, That 70's Show, Grounded for Life, Bernie Mac, Comedy Central Presents, All those other stand-up shows

Band : Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, I don't choose music by band too often. I usually only like 3 or 4 songs from each band. I like a little of everything.

Song : Scar Tissue or Californication, almost all Gorillaz songs too.

Music Video : Californication, 19-2000, Clint Eastwood, Destiny

Superhero : Spider-Man

 Food : Pretty much anything.

Search Engine : AltaVista and Google